are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
Regularly, even with family and friends. If I look mad and refuse to finish a story, you just did this to me and I’m deeply embarassed because I thought you cared and I was wrong. I’m also blaming me, not you.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.